Archive for March 19th, 2010

March 19, 2010

The Money Pit (Part 1)

by Katie

I suppose if we’re going to be telling you about our home renovation DIY flops, we should probably go ahead and show you what we’re working with here.  I was hoping to avoid this post until we had some – any – completed “after” pictures to share, but alas, 2-1/2 years of home-ownership hasn’t spawned in us any sense of urgency.

Until now.

Because now you can see this and now I feel judged.

And I don’t like feeling judged.

So with no further stalling, here is the shameful love-child that we call home:

Whew.  That actually wasn’t so bad.  The house might even be kinda cute… or maybe that effect is caused by the elated first-time homebuyers standing on the front step on C-Day (Closing Day).  What’s there to be embarrassed about?  The rusted-out porch light?  Nah… that adds character.  The backwards storm door?  No, we love the challenge of opening two doors two different ways just to let someone inside.  And the weed-bed in front of the porch?  Completely intentional.

So that was the easy part.  Really, the front exterior is the least of our worries.  Now we enter into the living room, as-seen on move-in day.

Okay that was a bit more painful.  Popcorn ceiling, speaker cutouts, aluminum blinds, and what’s this?  One of the ugliest fans we’ve ever seen?  (Just one of the ugliest – we have this one beat. Stay tuned.)

And we can’t forget this little number… track lights from the ’80′s?  But the house was built in ’94!

Suffice to say, this room was needing some work.

And the kitchen.  What can I say about the kitchen, except that the original builders must have LOVED the color white.  And brass.  And then more white.

We are currently in the midst of an excruciatingly-long, exceedingly-trying kitchen renovation.  It has seriously sucked up the last year and a half of our lives.  So rather than show just one in-progress picture, this project warrants its own post (or several).

But the worst of the kitchen monstrosities is this… this thing that was left to us by the previous homeowners.  It was hanging directly over the kitchen dining area.  Above the very place where were were expected to eat.  You could see it right when you walked in the front door and looked straight on into the kitchen.  (I’m not talking about our realtor – Hi Kay!)

Here’s a closer look – avert your eyes if the pain becomes too great:

What is that?  Is it a fan?  Is it a chandelier?

No… it’s a fandelier!

This was one of the first things we changed.  Since Justin is in the military and frequently gone for training, I didn’t want to be alone in the house with it.

So that takes you the first couple of rooms into our 1600 sq. ft. abode.  I’m excited to reveal more of our in-progress renovation and DIY projects, but even more excited to have the motivation to finish them.

Putting these images out into the world for friends and family to see has made me realize two things:

1) We’re extremely lucky to have what we have, and

2) Getting judged isn’t so bad when it motivates you to improve.

And another piece of wisdom about judgment? It goes down much easier with a glass of cabernet.

Cheers!

Click here for Part 2.

March 19, 2010

Jack of All Trades…

by Katie

…but sadly, master of none. Believe it or not, that’s exactly the phrase a college career counselor used to describe my aspirations (or lack thereof) when I refused to turn in a paper laying out, in detail, my career goals for the future.

Although he meant it as a deterrent in a last-ditch effort to convince me to make a life plan, he inadvertently inspired in me the drive to resist focusing my goals, values and career in only one direction and instead, continuously acquire radial knowledge in any area that piqued my interest. What’s so wrong with that? I thought, the excitement of a dawning realization simmering to a boil. I will be a jack of all trades – but why can’t I master them all?


Seven years later, I may not be living the wildly adventurous life I’d imagined, but I am trying – really trying - to become a jack of, well… whatever I can get my hands on. Of course you couldn’t pay me to tell him, but my counselor may have been just a tid-bit right. It’s extremely difficult to try to master anything while focusing on nothing.

Wizened by years of aimless flounder (inspired by my acute fear of stagnancy and what I like to call “Life ADD”), I’ve managed to acquire a piecemeal spattering of tidbittal factoids, skills, and learned behavior. Some of this has been quite useful, but I’ve admittedly become notorious for never finishing a lesson – never completing a project. And what’s worse, I’ve been dragging my husband along for the ride since 2006!

Because my husband is in the Air Force, I’ve been allotted a certain amount of… leniency when it comes to learning how to take care of a home. After all, what’s there to learn when you move every couple of years from one impersonal apartment to the next living on take-out Chinese and bar food?

And unfortunately I can’t blame my mom on my lack of domestic skills. The poor woman tried to teach me how to make a roast and iron my laundry, but I was much more content to be outside chasing the neighbor boys and playing with garden snakes. Let’s just say I had my priorities.

But now that I’m all “grown up” and we have a home of our very own, I’ve decided it’s time to learn how to follow through with the things we start. From attempting to learn a foreign language, to concocting edible food, and even to renovating and decorating our home, nothing ever gets finished. Throughout this blog I will be documenting our self and home improvement attempts, including:

tiling our kitchen backsplash…

learning how to focus an expensive camera…

wheeling and dealing with contracted professionals…

…and understanding how cook something that doesn’t come from a box.

Often I will use other blogs and online resources as our inspiration for projects and ideas, and I will show how attempts pan out compared to theirs. When you look at a project someone does online and ask yourself, “How hard can it be?” I will tell you – I will tell you from the unnaturally-talented, un-crafty, discomfort of our unfinished home. You will be privy to it all, my friends – successes and failures alike.

But like I told that college counselor so many years ago, I will always retain my sense of stubborn independence. There will always be things I just won’t do – like killing a spider or pulling hair out of a clogged drain. And ironing? I will iron Justin’s uniform when he starts buying my tampons.

So that’s why I’ve created this space. It’s my – nay our – commitment and record of all that we start. And with any luck and a new-found sense of commitment, hopefully everything we finish.