Okay, remember this little incident?

We were only on our first or second day at work when we realized it was perfectly normal for someone to show up at the office with a giant freakin’ SNAKE in tow.

This is why it came as no particular surprise when Derby showed up the other day with something quite interesting in his hand.

Something any normal person would not want to carry in his BARE-ASS hand.

That’s right, my friends.  It’s a scorpion.

It’s a live scorpion.

And no, I did not ask him to flip it over so I could get a better shot.