It Turns Out Mucus Plugs Are More Important than Surge Protectors When It Comes to Safeguarding Your Office Equipment.
Call me crazy, but I have the sneaking suspicion that someone leaked amniotic fluids on my office chair.
Why do I think someone leaked amniotic fluids on my office chair?
It could be because I’m a woman with a surprisingly astute feminine intuition about maternity related body juices.
But probably not. You all know how I feel about babies.
Or it could be because, through years of diligently studying the field detective tactics of one Horatio Cain and his partner, Eric Who-Cares-What-My-Last-Name-Is-Have-You-Seen-My-Ass-In-Magic-Mike? on CSI Miami, I’ve honed my forensic skills to a startling level of hyper sensitivity.
But probably not. Most of the time, I have the awareness level of a sloth toked out of its mind while drooling over Johnny in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.