Today I did something I’ve never done before.

I was thoroughly impressed with myself.

Wanna know what I did?

I sewed a button.

That’s right – I took my own two little hands and this cute little sewing kit and sewed a button back on my shorts.

I have NO IDEA why the button popped off while I was wearing the shorts.

*cough*

*wince*

OKAY OKAY I GET IT!

I know why the button popped.  But I don’t want to talk about it.

The point is that I was able to successfully reattach the offending button.

Observe:

Viola!

As a self-admitted domestiphobic person, I have to consider today a whopping success.

(And I’ll pretend I didn’t first have to Google “how to sew a button.”)

Maybe I’ll celebrate with some pie.