I have a problem.

A very serious problem.

Just WHAT, pray tell, am I supposed to do with these?

Nowhere on the bag does it say coffee BEANS.

It should say, “These are NOT grounds.  They are BEANS.  So, if you do not have a coffee grinder, do NOT buy this bag.”

Amiright?

Now I somehow have to finish this post, get dressed, and drive my car before I can get a fix and actually wake up.

Which means that if you’re smart and live in the Fort Bragg, NC area, you should probably stay off of the roads until then.

Also, after I wrote that last sentence, I had to run down the street in my socks after the recycling truck because I forgot to put out the bin.  Because I have no coffee.  And even brisk morning sock running did not do coffee’s job for me.

So I’m sorry, dear readers, that the rest of the Cleveland chronicles will have to wait.  If you have a problem with that, you can thank our friends at Archer Farms for not presenting with clear packaging.  Because the truth is, I can barely write a coherent sentence, let alone an entire blog post.  Coffee and I have a problem with co-dependency, you see.  Or maybe it’s just my problem with dependency.  But I’d like to think that the coffee needs me as much as I need it.

It helps with my self-esteem.

Any other habits out there that you almost NEED to start your day or get to sleep?  Tell me I’m not the only one.

***UPDATE*** It has been pointed out to me by my friend Lacey that I am a colossal, blind idiot because the “Whole Bean” label is right there.  In the photo.  The photo I took and stared at, along with the bag itself, for a good 5 minutes making sure it did not say “Whole Bean”.  It must have been my coffee-deprived state of mind that blinded me to this label.  My apologies to the fine folks at Archer Farms.  Though.  I’m thinking maybe some people have a hard time seeing writing inside of circles.  It could be a serious disorder, the likes of which I’ve only begun to uncover.  Did the Archer Farms marketing people ever think of that?  I didn’t think so.