Well, Hello There.

by Erin

I couldn’t help but notice you from across the room.  Looking lonely.

Want a little company?  Don’t worry, I don’t bite.  Ha-ha.

Sooo, what brings a sweet little thing like you to a place like this? 

Really?  That’s fascinating

Tell me more…

I have to say, you’re amazing and I dig getting to know you and all…. 

But you look a little tense. 

Confined, even.

Maybe you should try to loosen up a bit…?

There.  Now doesn’t that feel better?

Yeah, that’s more like it…

Man, you’re really coming out of your shell, aren’t you?  Wild thing!

So, uh… yeah.  (cough)

Well, (checks watch) I guess I’d better get going. 

Got a busy day ahead of me.  And whatnot. 

You know how it is. 

Um, look, you’re sweet and all. 

I’m just not really looking for anything long-term right now.  You know?

Plus, you’re candy.  I’m a girl.  It’d never last between us.

But you’ll remain in my heart (and teeth) for a long time to come.

You stay classy, you hear?

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5 Comments to “Well, Hello There.”

  1. I feel kind of dirty now. I hope my office didn’t pick up on me reading something of this type of content on a work computer.

    Whew.

  2. You left out the part where you immediately go have a beer with your friends and brag about it.

  3. This literally had us laughing out loud (three people reading off of Katie’s computer). I almost want one of those weird creme-ish filled cararmel-ish filling-killer things MORE than the mini candy bars stashed under Leslie’s desk…What if I told you I was willing to trade you a peanut butter cup for one of those off-brand candies you obviously stole from your neighbor’s desk?

    • They’re called ‘Bulls’ Eyes’ and they’re frickin’ delicious! The only problem is they last about 0.5 seconds, except for the part that lodges in your back molars for a solid hour. And I might be willing to pimp one out to you as part of a trade… :)

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