These Things I’ve Learned
1. Some people are brave.
2. The pleasure of drinking coffee increases tenfold when you sip from a giant mug.
3. Surfboards can be very, very expensive.
4. It’s really difficult to take non-blurry photos at night. Without a tripod. After drinking 2 martinis.
5. You haven’t truly experienced Hawaii until you’ve balanced a pineapple on your head while standing on the beach.
6. Monsters are easy to miss.
7. There IS a difference between SPF30 and SPF50 sunblock.
I’ll spare you the photo.