Look at the Waaay… We Gotta Hide What We’re Doin’
Okay. I’m pretty much having an awesome afternoon so far. It’s too bad it’s gotta be dampened by the fact that I’ll have to go to work later, but we won’t worry about that just yet.
Right now I’m sitting outside, wearing short sleeves, doing this:
And earlier, on my way home from getting Thai food for lunch, I opened my car windows.
That’s right – while much of the country is struggling to dig themselves out from under massive inches of snowfall, I was able, through some miracle of being in the right state at the right time, to finally air out the Tracker after months of soaking in the smells of sweaty clothes, hairy dog blankets, and leftover pad Thai.
It. Was. Awesome.
What’s that? You thought the good news ended there? ‘Fraid not, my friends. Just when I was about to give up on the radio and pop in a CD, I heard this:
Oh, yes. Windows down, crankin’ some power chick music of the late ’80’s. I cared not about the bemused stares of the surly truck drivers I passed while belting out, I’ve been a fool before – Wouldn’t like to get my love caught in the slammin’ door. How about some information – Pleeeeease?
Straight up, now tell me – are you really gonna love ME forever?
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Paula and me go way back, and you can’t make me feel bad about jammin’ with her.
And it doesn’t stop there.
After Paula, I switched stations. And who should greet me, but…
…wait for it…
HER!
Un. Be. Lievable. I’ve never had this kind of luck when it comes to ’80’s music on the car radio.
Children behaaaaave… that’s what they say when we’re together. And watch how you plaaaay…
It was so naughty for the times. Or maybe just the time in my life. You know what I mean.
If you’re anywhere close to my age and this doesn’t bring you to a smiley place in your memories, I don’t know what will.
When I got home, I went digging through the bowels of my closet looking for a cassette tape my older (and much cooler) cousin Kris made for me waaaay back in the day.
And I found it.
*If you don’t actually know what this picture depicts, you should probably remove yourself from this blog immediately.
**Just kidding. Don’t leave. Hold On and Hang Tough. I Need You because You’re My Favorite Girl. I’ll Be Loving You because Johnny’s Got the Inside Moves.
It was my favorite cassette tape ever. I’ll admit that disappointment got the better of me for a second when I realized I have no actual way of playing this tape.
But that’s okay – that’s what Youtube is for.
Comments
I have a walkman (and those big headphones) that I will give you for that bad boy- if you want to take this euphoria to the next step and walk your dogs WHILST listening to your tape.
On a side note- I liked your Man-ologue the other day and found it appropriate, to say the least. You are right-we all stalk you, just don’t all have the temerity to express our pain-er, pleasure derived from reading it!
You know, I might have to take you up on that! Where have you been, anyway?? When can we have drinks?
How about the week after next? I’ll get in touch this week. I love you blog!
Oh Tiffany. Love. Now I have new old songs stuck in my head… thanks…I think!
Haha, is it bad I was still playing this song today??
Mmm, yeah. I’m gonna go ahead and bet that the weather here in San Diego is even better. :-p
Yeah… I’m pretty sure you win. Do you have any job openings out there? I mean, I’m not a molecular biologist or anything (what are you again? Nuclear physicist? Quantum mechanist?), but I’m a really fast typer and can make a decent cup of coffee…
I’m a professional blog commenter. Haven’t you figured that out by now. ;-)
I have to agree with you Paul Abdul is one of my all time favorites tiffany was really cool to
…. buuuuuttttttt you tooootaly lost me when you mentioned…….them……..bleeeecccchhhh
Haha, nice try, but I’m NOT sending you any. ;)
Sunshine??? Windows rolled down and sleeves rolled up???? Wow, I need to be where you are..
Yeah, turns out my luck ran out. Now it’s dreary and cold. Bummer. I’m thinking it might be time to go visit my little sister in Miami again…
Why did I leave the coast again?
I wish I had been there! We would have both been singing along and dancing like crazy!