You Will RESPECT My Authoritah!
You know what really chaps my ass? Read the rest of this gem…
Wait. Is This The Part Where I’m Supposed To Know What I’m Doing?
Let’s talk for a second about my best friend from college. Read the rest of this gem…
Tired Of Feeling Like A Sad Little Mole? Trust Me. It’s Better Than Becoming The Guy Holding The Mallet.
Have you ever had one of those weeks where you feel like a Whack-a-Mole? Read the rest of this gem…
Eccentricity Is A Luxury Afforded To The Wealthy. When You’re Middle Class, They Just Call It “Crazy.”
It Turns Out The Seven Year Itch Can Be Subdued With A Little Bit Of Work And Some Hemorrhoid Cream.
(Minus the hemorrhoid cream.) Read the rest of this gem…
The Ultimate Before-and-After Photos. And Also A Giveaway.
Okay, look.
I’m not going to say that my sister Kelly and I are the best Mother’s Day gifters ever, but we’re probably pretty close. Read the rest of this gem…
What Every Gambler Knows.
Sometimes I am a ridiculous person. Read the rest of this gem…
Revelations.
My house smells like stale coffee. Read the rest of this gem…
Domestiphobia Life Guide: Working Your Way To Zen In 8 Steps Or Less.
My Smart Phone Doesn’t Make Me Dumber. It Just Tells Me How To Get There.
Me: It’s so nice not hearing her annoying voice telling me what to do, you know? Read the rest of this gem…
